i'm 21. graduated in 2010 WOOT! i'm funny, weird, nice, friendly. just get to know me and you'll see ;D. add me on IG and snapchat eyyjames facebook.com/eyyjames
- fast food restaurant sauces
- fast food souvenir cups
- grocery bags
- the last squirt of the dish soap. add water, swirl that shit around and reuse.
- the grease you used to fry whatever you felt like frying that day.
- the gallon jugs that the juice you buy comes in. that will soon become a water jug.
Cool whip containers.
Contempt for white people.
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yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me